A New Year With A New Rant XD

Warning! The following rant contains spoilers for Supernatural season 4, Desperate Housewives and The Matrix trilogy, go figure XD

Well minions, since I'm suffering as I always am from a never ending case of writers block, I suppose a new year's post was inevitable XD even though it is really past he time of a new year post, but oh well, you snooze you lose, so bear with me!

You're probably all wondering what I did exactly on new year's eve (or not) well the answer is: absolutely nothing at ALL. I forewarn you, the tale I'm about to tell you, the tale I'm about to tell you is full of suffering and despair, viewer discretion is advised.

It all started on new year's eve (no shit). After being invited to several parties, I was, needless to say, excited and pumped to go out and enjoy myself rather than being caged in my home as I always am, immersing myself in books, friends, and television XD but sadly, my expectations were washed were washed upon by my family who insisted that I spend new year's with them watching old home movies, that plan didn't sit so well with me, so I retreated to the safe haven of my room where I proceeded to watch whatever television was generously offering which was: nothing, big surprise there T_T

May I just take this moment to say to my cable operator: you SUCK, may your rotten corpse burn in the eternal inferno of purgatory!

As I mindlessly flipped through the channels, heaven finally smiled down upon me and I found myself watching Quantum Of Solace with Daniel Craig in all his hot glory and I wasn't objecting to any of it, yay! By eleven I was watching Quantum, Sex & the City, and Desperate Housewives, but of course, as my time was going so well and I was actually enjoying myself, life decided to rear it's ugly head and at ten past eleven, the light went.

This, my minions is one of the advantages of living in Pakistan; load shedding after every four hours, joy -.-

Now, I don't know about you guys but it really annoys the crap outta me when I don't get to finish a movie, plus Bree and the new housewife were about to have a cat fight *O* yes, I know, I'm way behind the show, Desperate Housewives is a guilty pleasure... Don't judge me >_<>

As if sitting in the dark wasn't enough, my friends decided to pour salt onto my open wounds by telling me what an amazing time they were having, to give myself internal satisfaction, I cursed them so that they have dysentery for the days to come =^.^=

As I sat with the torch to keep me company, I'm sure that the only person who could relate to my predicament was my neighbor; my little chickadee who, too, was trying to burn his phone with his mind. As if things couldn't get any worse, my phone ran out of credit and was only useful to be my beacon of Rock and Roll (ZAWMG! My phone has a music play0r!!!11!!! Lolz!) mweh, I'm pawnsome that way and as it slowly neared twelve, my phone began to suffer from epileptic fits as forwarded messages began to pour in.

Now I'm sure everyone here will agree with me when I say: Forwarded messages are spam for phones. Honestly! Nobody wants to know what Sardar Jee did on new year's eve, for all I care, e can go masturbate to Naheed Akhtar (Pakistani joke XD) I continued to ignore them while a few actually caught my eye as some people actually BOTHERED to mention my name in the text, while one even added a heart at the end, which me oh so happy! =3 yes K-Chan, I am referring to you XP

After receiving some emotional satisfaction I continued to read my book, for anyone wondering, it was Red Dragon by the brilliant Thomas Harris, I covered a few chapters when the light decided to grace us with it's presence and I resumed to watch re-runs of some other TV shows and the last half of Matrix Revolutions, and I must say, I still prefer the first part to the latter two, but I still enjoyed the sweet sense of satisfaction that i felt when I saw Trinity die XD yes, like many hormonal girls, I too, am attracted to Keanu Reeves in black! Tehehe XD It was kinda like watching Dean Winchester stab Ruby, alright no, watching that lisping demon bitch bite the dust was by far the most satisfying character death XP but frankly, I wouldn't mind Orihime kicking the bucket either.. See a pattern here??

Anyhoo, resuming to my very "eventful" night I continued to be engrossed in the idiot box until I finally dozed off while my soon to be dysentery infected friends danced the night away, good for them >.<

And thus, my minions, this terrifying and highly irritating tale has come to an end, so why don't you tell me how you spent your new year's eve, maybe type in a few resolutions too ^.^ Though frankly, I think that it's a bunch of fecal matter excreted from the posterior of a bovine, but then again, I'm too lazy to write and actually follow it XD

Jumpin on the Twlight Bandwagon

Again, after yet another long hiatus, I am back, yes yes; dive for cover minions of mine (Is it okay if I refer to you as minions?) Sadly, no art shall be posted during this rant though in the near future I plan to post some, if my evil plot to steal a scanner actually works, and if it doesn’t, I do hope that I am stopped by a hot, spandex clad superhero, preferably Batman. My devoted (I hope) minions, this blog rant shall purely and simply be about Twilight.

Now, when I type the word “Twilight” I don’t mean the time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk. I am actually referring to Stephanie Meyer’s “classic” novel series, oh don’t look at me like that, and you knew as well as I did that a review was inevitable! And of course with the vampire sensation sweeping the very nook and crannies of our girly minds, I, myself, being an avid fan of the undead and their oozing charm, come on, don’t tell me that you didn’t swoon over Angel from the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with his long coats and broody face XD don’t judge me, I just happen to be K00l like that.

Hmm, where do I begin? Well for starters, being in Pakistan, I was unaware and thus inwardly immune to the Twilight sensation until my friend-you know who you are-well for the sake of this blog post, I shall refer to her as Lazy Dazy, told me about this “amazingly amazing” book that had sunk it’s teeth (pun intended, with more to come XD) into her and of course the main hero being to die for, this book was a definite must read.
So I waited for the Twilight sensation to hit Pakistan, which took a longer time than I expected, a long time being me going to the book store every month and bugging the owner as to when it will arrive, to which he would reply: Oh the books are on their way, just come back in a few days. HAH! A few days my pudgy posterior! A word of advice minions, these guys of NO idea what they’re talking about T_T

So finally I grew tired of waiting until finally Twilight found me like a mosquito finds a human to suck the blood out of (hah! Another inwardly Twilight pun XD) my cousin, Rain, got her hands on the book and being her usual pawnsome self, gave it to me after reading and this is where our story really begins.

The book:
So when I started reading it I didn’t find Bella annoying at all, okay, confession, I actually liked her, in the first half of the book, she was the embodiment of a stereotypical American teenager and I was okay with that, but then Stephanie Meyer made her first mistake as a writer: SHE MADE BELLA A MARY SUE. I mean, come ON, Bella describing herself as “not pretty” and “clumsy” yet miraculously, ALL the guys in the school have the hots for her, why? Because she’s the main character, even Jacob falls head over heels for her the moment he sees her, just like Bella when she sees Edward, which brings me to my second point: WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH ONE ANOTHER? O_O
Here’s how I see the whole trilogy: Edward, Jacob, Alice…. Well basically everyone in the book is obsessed with Bella while Bella’s “obsession compass” is stuck on Edward. Oh wow, I just basically described the whole book to you XD

That brings me to: THE NON EXISTENT PLOT. What happens during the whole book? Declaration of love and hmm, oh yes, in depth description of Edwards marble body. Joy.
But the worst thing, and I mean, the most mind boggling thing about the whole book which really got me ticking: THE SPARKLING. Sparkling in the sunlight?! Are you kidding me?! What was she trying to prove here? That vampires are actually crazy Heterosexuals? Fine, Edward sparkling, it may scar my mind but I can accept that, but buff ripped jock vampires like Emmet, sparkling?! Yeah, that I don’t get! I mean, ZAWMG! Crazy vampires, oh noes! What’re you gonna do?! Sparkle me to death!? The light burns!!111 T_T

Maybe it’s just me, who, expects a lot from Vampire or Supernatural related entertainment and much to my disappointment they don’t reach the bar, I mean, if you thought Twilight the book was a disappointment, prepare to be shocked, the movie was even a bigger disappointment, not that I was expecting it to be a hit or anything once I saw the “amazing” cast.

Edward Cullen, fine, yes, I admit that I did drool over him while reading until I got to New Moon, then Edward was so last book XD but even I didn’t want the image of Edward to be dragged along the mud like that, it was tragic really, and yes I’m pretty sure a lot of Robert fans will be running after me with pitch forks but they couldn’t have picked a bigger douche bag, during the whole movie I thanked the DVD company that the movie had subtitles and I’ll be damned if I understood anything that cane out of his mouth, and the mullet hairstyle threw me off completely: EPIC FAIL!

Jacob Black, yes, I’m much preferably a Jacob fan, but taking one look at Taylor in that hideous wig almost made me cry, without the wig, yes, maybe my eyes won’t bleed out and well, he does look very well ripped in the New Moon posters >_<

Bella Swan, ah yes, the center of everyone’s attention and everyone’s world, the mother of all Mary sues, played by the expressionless Kristen, fine, she has the looks (so people say) but my God if she knows how to act (more pitchforks coming towards me) oh and the look of continuous constipation, lest I forget, was very entertaining to watch XD

The rest of the clan, Carlisle was a definite Gay Fish, Emmet, a monkey man, Rosalie, a mere man and Mrs. Cullen, yeah no comment there, Alice, I had no problem with, thank God ^_^
But I may add though, is the fact that crummy as it was, it kept my butt glued to the bed and refused to be put down; I guess I could call it, a drug effective fanfiction. But now, all I do is smile when I see someone holding that book with a look of a rabid fan-girl on her face, oh and resist the urge to snatch the book and tear it into tiny little pieces saying: take that biatch! XD

Of shopping and Final Fantasy

Greetings fellow minions! Or random person who just stumbled onto my blog and is now utterly regretting it. After a long and well deserved break, I am back and no, I’m not in black in fact I’m in different shades of green, the question on your mind must be: hmm, where did Neurotic Indisposition go? Well to answer that I will mainly tell you that my family was visiting me from Dubai mainly my cousin who was here to give his Nust entry exam, so MYFQ, if you’re reading this, we’re all waiting for you in Islamabad! So while he was over I, as I rarely do, got the chance to go out and shop… and no, not for clothes, I’d rather drown myself in burning hot oil than subject myself to the torture of shopping for clothes, instead I went shopping for books and CDs, ah yes, now these are the materials which make shopping all the more interesting!

Catching up on some reading was most satisfying, and I thank my love monkey for that and for all you reading I do recommend that you read the magnificent author know as Dean Koontz, for he has captivated me by his unique style of writing. I also got to watch a few classic old movies the day before MYFQ was supposed to leave, in case you’re wondering, we watched “Interview with the vampire” and “Aliens.”

But most of all, I got to play Crisis Core! This was the game that I had had been waiting on hands and knees for since I heard about its release because, like most Final Fantasy 7 fans, I am an avid fan Zack Fair (yes Fair, there I said it!) and though his last name got to me, nothing else did because this game was exactly like I had imagined it, from the beginning to the end, the characters were loveable to say the least and had the ability to attach themselves to you, and I must say, it was a relief to see Sephiroth before he transformed into a schizophrenic maniac, and as much as I hate to admit it, I also bear a soft spot for Genesis XD well Bishi galore aside, the cut scenes were brilliant as always and I must applaud the DMV which was a great addition to the fighting style of the game.

The forced love triangle was a bit too much for me and frankly, being a Zack/Aerith fan, I didn’t approve of Cissinei at all but to each is own, I suppose, all in all, the overall plot of final fantasy 7 all ties up which is a relief because I was expecting a few minor plot holes to be honest. I also, appreciated the puns and hints at the previous final fantasy 7 and I suggest that if you haven’t played that as well, do try and get your hands on it!

But most of all, Zack! He was everything I thought he would be; loyal, charming, funny, adorable, with the right amount of sex appeal all rolled into one, a ravishing package, don’t you agree ladies? And yes yes, I did cry profusely, from the middle to the end! I will not spoil it for anyone but I suggest that you play the game, it’s on the PSP and if you, like me, don’t own one, temporarily steal it from your friends like I did XD


Upper row, from left to right: Zack Fair, Angeal Hewley, Cloud Strife
Lower row, from left to right: Genesis Rhapsodus, Sephiroth, Aerith Gainsbrough

A Treat For All The Bleach Freaks Out There XD

I suppose that after this little break inbetween daily posts, everyone has gotten a taste of my lazi-ness XD

*clears throat* well, to be fair, I was busy designing this storyboard for my boss, so today,
instead of writing something, I shall give you all, a taste of my pwnsome art *drum roll*
(i) Rukia Kuchiki- A soul reaper (Shinigami) and one of the main characters from the anime; Bleach. This was actually my first drawing of her, in case you can't put your finger on it, it's her from the first chapter of the manga XD She's one of my favorite anime heroines of all time and yes, I am a hardcore IchiRuki fan.


(ii) Grimmjow Jeagerjaques- The Sixth Espada and my personal favorite one.... You can see why XD He is the epitome of pwnsome and an obvious Bishi in my opinion so yes, I couldn't resist drawing him, oh, and I'm still in permanent denial about his death. Pwnsome Haxors like him can't be defeated!



(iii) Hisagi Shuhei- lieutenant of the 9th division... and of my heart *drum drum drummish* I squee-ed when he finally made the cover of the manga later on and decided to draw him, without the tattoos and the scar... Which makes him look so much like Ichigo O__O

Speaking of which, Ichigo hasn't faced the wrath of the scanner yet, but I will scan him soon and post ^_^

America: The Land of Homophobic Controversies

Like any other adolescent female, I too was recently caught in the web of the very popular singing contest; American Idol. I admit, I was a fairly obsessed watcher, to the extent that I had timed everything around that one show, but it was better than watching silly re runs of Knight Rider, and with Idol already spawning Rockers like Chris Daughtry and David Cook (whom I’ve also supported over the past seasons) I was already looking for “the next big thing,” which is when I saw… HIM…. And no, by HIM, I don’t mean; His Infernal Majesty *drum drum drummish* XD

No, by HIM, I mean Adam Lambert, upon seeing his very first audition I was instantly mesmerized by his vocal range even though he looked like a typical emo on first glance, thus proving again, that you can’t judge a book by its cover even though my faithful mother pointed out that he was indeed a floozy. They say self denial rhymes with smile, and smile was exactly what I did when I continued to see Adam shine amongst such talented contestants like Matt, Danny, and Allison.

And as time went on and he excelled by changing the songs and even at one time performing Cher. It was clear that Adam had roped in another fan, along with me and my love monkey, ten of my other faithful friends had solely dedicated their lives to Adam, but as my friends already know, my life is already devoted to my king; Jensen Ackles, so I handed property of Adam over to my love monkey who spent the rest of her days making him her number one search on the internet… which is when she found…. IT… and no, by IT, I don’t mean the demented clown from Stephen King’s novel *drum drum dummish*

By IT, I mean Adam’s little “video” of him dressed up in women’s clothing and putting on a personal strip show for the men around him, yes I know, it shocked me as well, well to be honest I was actually on the verge of tears when I saw the disturbing thing (yes, that is what I call it) and that, my fellow readers is what became the downfall of this talented singer: his sexuality.

Ironically, from my experience, America always looked like the type that would support open sexuality with homosexual men and women displaying themselves openly on the street but unfortunate as it may seem, America is still not ready for it to be publicized which is why Adam lost his well deserved crown to Kris Allen, who as talented as he may have been, with his stunning version of “heartless” could still not match up to Adam’s swagger.

Comfortable with whom he was, saying on many occasions, “I’m fine with who I am,” and charming till the end, Adam always shocked audience members with his interpretations of songs with stunners like “mad world” and “whole lotta love” which was the first ever Led Zeppelin song performed on Idol. Predicted by both Simon and Paula as the winner, Adam had won over the hearts of many… but in the end I suppose, not enough.

Danny Gokey’s elimination was another factor contributing to this shocking outcome, since both Kris and Danny were regular church going men and Kris being happily married, Danny’s elimination helped Kris in the sense by sending Danny’s voters to his side, and thus crowning him American idol.

As far as his looks go, Adam is one delicious bi sexual man! XD and all I can say is: Adam pawns you N00bs! For he is the pwnsome Hax0r!1!1!1!

And now, excuse me while I go back to my normal life which at the moment is deprived of "Supernatural."

Love Thy Neighbor

The Islamabad housing system isn’t exactly what you would call private; in fact it is anything but “private” this is because the houses are barely apart… Yes, I mean that they basically share the same wall and sadly enough, my room is smack in the middle of it all and I bear witness to all the goings on of my “oh so lovely” neighbors.

The Nagging Banshee:

Living right behind us, this particular woman can’t seem to keep quiet. Picture yourself coming home from work, as I do nowadays, the boiling weather, the sun burning through your back while you are nature’s very own sweat device and all you want to do is spend your afternoon in the solace of your room sleeping… HAH! Not when your neighbor is a Banshee! It seems that she wants the world to know about how her mother in law treats her like dog dirt and that if her son, “Munaa” doesn’t eat his bread she will shove it up his ass. My feelings concerning her son are not so different, except it's not the cereal I want to shove up his posterior.

Munna, ah yes, her little spawn who is hell bent on depriving me from the comfort of sleep! At exactly ten at night, the peak time at when I want to get into bed and relax to a good show, preferably Saturday Night Live, the spawn of Satan makes his move. Concentrating all his power, he makes sure that this will finish me off, which is exactly what it does when he wails his lungs out. That boy has pipes which will give Adam Lambert a run for his money.

The Horse Man:

He is someone who I’ve never seen coming out of his house, my mother thinks that he’s a family man…. From the noises I hear, I’m a hundred percent sure that he’s the brothel’s number one client. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, as if the wailing banshees behind us wasn’t enough. I’m forced to endure to listen to his over stimulating sex drive *sigh* this is the reason I have dubbed him, “the Horse man.”

Characteristics of the Horse Man:

1- Due to his abnormally large libido he often has sex two to three times a day, which often involves a lot of screaming. And other sounds which renders the innocent bystander to bleed from the ears.
2- With an uncannily bad taste in music, the Horse Man often listens to musical epidemics like Atif Aslam and Ali Zafar, this is a defense mechanism used commonly by the male members of this kind to drive away other species, it is also used to render the prey temporarily deaf so that he can seize his moment and strike when the prey is least defensive.

So, what I’m trying to say is, that if you have douche bag for neighbors, don’t worry because there are poor souls out there who at this very moment (like me) want to take out their father’s shotgun from the closet and shoot their heads in, but for now, all I can do is blog about it and listen to music to block out those mind boggling noises XD