A New Year With A New Rant XD

Warning! The following rant contains spoilers for Supernatural season 4, Desperate Housewives and The Matrix trilogy, go figure XD

Well minions, since I'm suffering as I always am from a never ending case of writers block, I suppose a new year's post was inevitable XD even though it is really past he time of a new year post, but oh well, you snooze you lose, so bear with me!

You're probably all wondering what I did exactly on new year's eve (or not) well the answer is: absolutely nothing at ALL. I forewarn you, the tale I'm about to tell you, the tale I'm about to tell you is full of suffering and despair, viewer discretion is advised.

It all started on new year's eve (no shit). After being invited to several parties, I was, needless to say, excited and pumped to go out and enjoy myself rather than being caged in my home as I always am, immersing myself in books, friends, and television XD but sadly, my expectations were washed were washed upon by my family who insisted that I spend new year's with them watching old home movies, that plan didn't sit so well with me, so I retreated to the safe haven of my room where I proceeded to watch whatever television was generously offering which was: nothing, big surprise there T_T

May I just take this moment to say to my cable operator: you SUCK, may your rotten corpse burn in the eternal inferno of purgatory!

As I mindlessly flipped through the channels, heaven finally smiled down upon me and I found myself watching Quantum Of Solace with Daniel Craig in all his hot glory and I wasn't objecting to any of it, yay! By eleven I was watching Quantum, Sex & the City, and Desperate Housewives, but of course, as my time was going so well and I was actually enjoying myself, life decided to rear it's ugly head and at ten past eleven, the light went.

This, my minions is one of the advantages of living in Pakistan; load shedding after every four hours, joy -.-

Now, I don't know about you guys but it really annoys the crap outta me when I don't get to finish a movie, plus Bree and the new housewife were about to have a cat fight *O* yes, I know, I'm way behind the show, Desperate Housewives is a guilty pleasure... Don't judge me >_<>

As if sitting in the dark wasn't enough, my friends decided to pour salt onto my open wounds by telling me what an amazing time they were having, to give myself internal satisfaction, I cursed them so that they have dysentery for the days to come =^.^=

As I sat with the torch to keep me company, I'm sure that the only person who could relate to my predicament was my neighbor; my little chickadee who, too, was trying to burn his phone with his mind. As if things couldn't get any worse, my phone ran out of credit and was only useful to be my beacon of Rock and Roll (ZAWMG! My phone has a music play0r!!!11!!! Lolz!) mweh, I'm pawnsome that way and as it slowly neared twelve, my phone began to suffer from epileptic fits as forwarded messages began to pour in.

Now I'm sure everyone here will agree with me when I say: Forwarded messages are spam for phones. Honestly! Nobody wants to know what Sardar Jee did on new year's eve, for all I care, e can go masturbate to Naheed Akhtar (Pakistani joke XD) I continued to ignore them while a few actually caught my eye as some people actually BOTHERED to mention my name in the text, while one even added a heart at the end, which me oh so happy! =3 yes K-Chan, I am referring to you XP

After receiving some emotional satisfaction I continued to read my book, for anyone wondering, it was Red Dragon by the brilliant Thomas Harris, I covered a few chapters when the light decided to grace us with it's presence and I resumed to watch re-runs of some other TV shows and the last half of Matrix Revolutions, and I must say, I still prefer the first part to the latter two, but I still enjoyed the sweet sense of satisfaction that i felt when I saw Trinity die XD yes, like many hormonal girls, I too, am attracted to Keanu Reeves in black! Tehehe XD It was kinda like watching Dean Winchester stab Ruby, alright no, watching that lisping demon bitch bite the dust was by far the most satisfying character death XP but frankly, I wouldn't mind Orihime kicking the bucket either.. See a pattern here??

Anyhoo, resuming to my very "eventful" night I continued to be engrossed in the idiot box until I finally dozed off while my soon to be dysentery infected friends danced the night away, good for them >.<

And thus, my minions, this terrifying and highly irritating tale has come to an end, so why don't you tell me how you spent your new year's eve, maybe type in a few resolutions too ^.^ Though frankly, I think that it's a bunch of fecal matter excreted from the posterior of a bovine, but then again, I'm too lazy to write and actually follow it XD