A Treat For All The Bleach Freaks Out There XD

I suppose that after this little break inbetween daily posts, everyone has gotten a taste of my lazi-ness XD

*clears throat* well, to be fair, I was busy designing this storyboard for my boss, so today,
instead of writing something, I shall give you all, a taste of my pwnsome art *drum roll*
(i) Rukia Kuchiki- A soul reaper (Shinigami) and one of the main characters from the anime; Bleach. This was actually my first drawing of her, in case you can't put your finger on it, it's her from the first chapter of the manga XD She's one of my favorite anime heroines of all time and yes, I am a hardcore IchiRuki fan.


(ii) Grimmjow Jeagerjaques- The Sixth Espada and my personal favorite one.... You can see why XD He is the epitome of pwnsome and an obvious Bishi in my opinion so yes, I couldn't resist drawing him, oh, and I'm still in permanent denial about his death. Pwnsome Haxors like him can't be defeated!



(iii) Hisagi Shuhei- lieutenant of the 9th division... and of my heart *drum drum drummish* I squee-ed when he finally made the cover of the manga later on and decided to draw him, without the tattoos and the scar... Which makes him look so much like Ichigo O__O

Speaking of which, Ichigo hasn't faced the wrath of the scanner yet, but I will scan him soon and post ^_^

America: The Land of Homophobic Controversies

Like any other adolescent female, I too was recently caught in the web of the very popular singing contest; American Idol. I admit, I was a fairly obsessed watcher, to the extent that I had timed everything around that one show, but it was better than watching silly re runs of Knight Rider, and with Idol already spawning Rockers like Chris Daughtry and David Cook (whom I’ve also supported over the past seasons) I was already looking for “the next big thing,” which is when I saw… HIM…. And no, by HIM, I don’t mean; His Infernal Majesty *drum drum drummish* XD

No, by HIM, I mean Adam Lambert, upon seeing his very first audition I was instantly mesmerized by his vocal range even though he looked like a typical emo on first glance, thus proving again, that you can’t judge a book by its cover even though my faithful mother pointed out that he was indeed a floozy. They say self denial rhymes with smile, and smile was exactly what I did when I continued to see Adam shine amongst such talented contestants like Matt, Danny, and Allison.

And as time went on and he excelled by changing the songs and even at one time performing Cher. It was clear that Adam had roped in another fan, along with me and my love monkey, ten of my other faithful friends had solely dedicated their lives to Adam, but as my friends already know, my life is already devoted to my king; Jensen Ackles, so I handed property of Adam over to my love monkey who spent the rest of her days making him her number one search on the internet… which is when she found…. IT… and no, by IT, I don’t mean the demented clown from Stephen King’s novel *drum drum dummish*

By IT, I mean Adam’s little “video” of him dressed up in women’s clothing and putting on a personal strip show for the men around him, yes I know, it shocked me as well, well to be honest I was actually on the verge of tears when I saw the disturbing thing (yes, that is what I call it) and that, my fellow readers is what became the downfall of this talented singer: his sexuality.

Ironically, from my experience, America always looked like the type that would support open sexuality with homosexual men and women displaying themselves openly on the street but unfortunate as it may seem, America is still not ready for it to be publicized which is why Adam lost his well deserved crown to Kris Allen, who as talented as he may have been, with his stunning version of “heartless” could still not match up to Adam’s swagger.

Comfortable with whom he was, saying on many occasions, “I’m fine with who I am,” and charming till the end, Adam always shocked audience members with his interpretations of songs with stunners like “mad world” and “whole lotta love” which was the first ever Led Zeppelin song performed on Idol. Predicted by both Simon and Paula as the winner, Adam had won over the hearts of many… but in the end I suppose, not enough.

Danny Gokey’s elimination was another factor contributing to this shocking outcome, since both Kris and Danny were regular church going men and Kris being happily married, Danny’s elimination helped Kris in the sense by sending Danny’s voters to his side, and thus crowning him American idol.

As far as his looks go, Adam is one delicious bi sexual man! XD and all I can say is: Adam pawns you N00bs! For he is the pwnsome Hax0r!1!1!1!

And now, excuse me while I go back to my normal life which at the moment is deprived of "Supernatural."

Love Thy Neighbor

The Islamabad housing system isn’t exactly what you would call private; in fact it is anything but “private” this is because the houses are barely apart… Yes, I mean that they basically share the same wall and sadly enough, my room is smack in the middle of it all and I bear witness to all the goings on of my “oh so lovely” neighbors.

The Nagging Banshee:

Living right behind us, this particular woman can’t seem to keep quiet. Picture yourself coming home from work, as I do nowadays, the boiling weather, the sun burning through your back while you are nature’s very own sweat device and all you want to do is spend your afternoon in the solace of your room sleeping… HAH! Not when your neighbor is a Banshee! It seems that she wants the world to know about how her mother in law treats her like dog dirt and that if her son, “Munaa” doesn’t eat his bread she will shove it up his ass. My feelings concerning her son are not so different, except it's not the cereal I want to shove up his posterior.

Munna, ah yes, her little spawn who is hell bent on depriving me from the comfort of sleep! At exactly ten at night, the peak time at when I want to get into bed and relax to a good show, preferably Saturday Night Live, the spawn of Satan makes his move. Concentrating all his power, he makes sure that this will finish me off, which is exactly what it does when he wails his lungs out. That boy has pipes which will give Adam Lambert a run for his money.

The Horse Man:

He is someone who I’ve never seen coming out of his house, my mother thinks that he’s a family man…. From the noises I hear, I’m a hundred percent sure that he’s the brothel’s number one client. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, as if the wailing banshees behind us wasn’t enough. I’m forced to endure to listen to his over stimulating sex drive *sigh* this is the reason I have dubbed him, “the Horse man.”

Characteristics of the Horse Man:

1- Due to his abnormally large libido he often has sex two to three times a day, which often involves a lot of screaming. And other sounds which renders the innocent bystander to bleed from the ears.
2- With an uncannily bad taste in music, the Horse Man often listens to musical epidemics like Atif Aslam and Ali Zafar, this is a defense mechanism used commonly by the male members of this kind to drive away other species, it is also used to render the prey temporarily deaf so that he can seize his moment and strike when the prey is least defensive.

So, what I’m trying to say is, that if you have douche bag for neighbors, don’t worry because there are poor souls out there who at this very moment (like me) want to take out their father’s shotgun from the closet and shoot their heads in, but for now, all I can do is blog about it and listen to music to block out those mind boggling noises XD